“Give this man the CTE Award”- Micah Parsons’ bizarre ‘Scoreboard’ take on Cowboys vs. Eagles game forces fans to question his sanity
Micah Parsons became the center of ridicule for fans after he made a bizarre statement after the Cowboys-Eagles game.
Micah Parsons (Image via IMAGO)
Micah Parsons possesses a brilliant football mind but occasionally he will theorize ideas and statements that leave fans scratching their heads. The Dallas Cowboys pass rusher claimed that if there was no scoreboard during their fixture against divisional rivals the Philadelphia Eagles then both teams were equally matched.
Perhaps it skipped Parsons’ mind that the Eagles blew the Cowboys out 41-7, and in all honesty, they could have conceded more if the Eagles kept running back Saquon Barkley longer in the game. The Cowboys were in utter shambles without CeeDee Lamb, and Cooper Rush struggled to connect with Jalen Brooks, Brandin Cooks, and Jalen Tolbert.
The game was never close and even though owner Jerry Jones will never admit it the result definitely threw question marks on Mike McCarthy’s coaching. However, from Micah Parsons’ point of view, the Cowboys were always in the game, fighting toe to toe with the Eagles if there was no scoreboard inside the Lincoln Field.
Micah Parsons said “if you take away the scoreboard the game would have been close” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/l7iMvSYLOV
— YouTuber: Eagle AL (@kb_973) December 30, 2024
Fans on social media shocked after Micah Parsons claimed the Eagles-Cowboys game was closer if there was no scoreboard
There were more than five plays involved in the lopsided scoreline. However, those plays hurt the Cowboys the most as the Eagles racked up 370+ yards with Barkley adding 170+ yards on the ground by himself. Not to mention, the Eagles fielded backup Kenny Pickett and third-choice Tanner McKee, who combined contributed three touchdown passes.
Unlike the New York Jets against the Buffalo Bills, the Cowboys had little to show in their offense. Instead, they turned the ball over multiple times, giving the Eagles the momentum they needed.
@AB84 give this man the CTE Award
— Tío Duvalín (@ElChorizote1) December 30, 2024
— thicc n tired (@britttlifts) December 30, 2024
if you take away my debt, i’m actually very financially stable https://t.co/gI4TJoCy7I
— lex (@jorilextera) December 30, 2024
The SEC is undefeated if you take away the scoreboard https://t.co/GE7dRczKZA
— DBrags (@DBSportsYT) December 30, 2024
This has to be AI generated https://t.co/OJ6JkKm9uI
— Shan Shariff (@1053SS) December 30, 2024
I know people joke all the time that “Micah wants to be an Eagle so bad”, and this may be a hot take, but I never want him in an Eagles uniform. https://t.co/fjVb1SSOwv
— Sidelines – Eagles 🦅🏈 (@SSN_Eagles) December 30, 2024
this easily can slide into the top 5 funniest things an athlete has ever said https://t.co/mAP2QpurEF
— IcyVert (@IcyVert) December 30, 2024
I’m just… there’s no words for something like this. No accountability, no ownership, just a bunch of sorry ass excuses https://t.co/KIBaln7e3Q
— Perc Penguin 🐧 (@PercPenguin) December 30, 2024
if delusional was a person: https://t.co/hUJ4KPmU2N
— nicole (@nicohlic) December 30, 2024
then how you determine who wins dumbass🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/MmbBqFoIoY
— 💲 (@MH3___) December 30, 2024
he needs some media training because this is not it. I never want this man in an Eagles Uniform…EVER! https://t.co/xJXofHnoMy
— Joeyshakes72OFFICIAL (@Joeyshakes72YT) December 30, 2024
This nigga really is an idiot https://t.co/DiUGaPybif
— Dev (@schlix_gawd) December 30, 2024
— Josh Sweat Enthusiast (@JoshSweatStan) December 30, 2024
Take away the scoreboard, GUYS THE EAGLES WON THE SUPERBOWL IN 2022 IF YOU DONT LOOK AT THE SCOREBOARD
— AllthingsBIRDS🦅 (@BirdsnmoreBirds) December 30, 2024
Dude…stop making the Penn State degree look silly.
— RScicc (@SciccTX) December 30, 2024
Dallas ended the day with only 268 yards, and Rush threw two interceptions, aside from a couple of crucial fumbles, which hurt them even more. It was a below-average game for Parsons as well who only contributed two tackles and one tackle for loss.
The win handed the Eagles the NFC East title and a good chance to clinch the second seed in the conference. As for the Cowboys, they were already eliminated from the playoff race, and the defeat left them with their first losing season since 2020.
Ishan Misra
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